Downtown Starbucks

You wear a funny green tee with a bat-wielding squirrel on it (you know
what that means, right?). I see you sitting at the downtown Starbucks
sipping coffee and people-watching. We smile at each other, occasionally
talking. Not to be forward, but I think you'd fit with me like a douche-bag
fits an Affliction shirt. Destiny. I think you should ride with me in my
orange car to the best screen porch in Idaho. I have a dog that would be
over the moon to cuddle with you - especially if you have pretzels. Please
say you love classic Grand Ol' Opry recordings and traveling without an
agenda. Please say your sense of humor is wicked and your heart is
generous. Please say you could love a girl with a politically incorrect
Twitter account. I am certain I'm meant to be with you.