Cab Driver

To the unlucky cab driver who picked me and my male friend up from the Big
City Saloon on the night of August 17th. I am so incredibly sorry that we
made the back seat of your lovely cab our bedroom. Looking back (although
it's quite blurry), I apologize for our risque actions in your presence.
Thanks for getting us home safely and laughing with us (or was it at us?)
throughout our rather saucy behavior. You're a champ and I appreciate your
attitude towards highly intoxicated customers. Sincerely, Blondie