Stolen Yard Ornaments



I live just off of Division and just north of Indiana. I have a collection
of yard ornaments with sentimental value. There was this great pig in my
front yard. Our joke was that he looked like a leper pig. He was a member
of the family. I write in past tense because he's gone. I'm not angry, I'm
sad. I suppose my gnomes and my donkey and cart are next. Should I bring
them in? I don't know. I hope you enjoy our pig. He is missed.