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MORNING HAIKUS HEADLINES: Yogurt, competent firefighters and an abundance of turkeys

Posted on Wed, Dec 15, 2010 at 9:43 AM

Fire
Quickly a'quenched
the fire will be when it
starts in the station. (SR)

Dumb Criminals
When fleeing the law
it's probably for the best
not to hit a cop. (KREM)

Fowl Present
Food banks can give thanks
for local man Doug Parker
and all his turkeys. (CdA Press)

Yogurt Advertising
If a lie you tell
when pimping your frozen wares
you'll have to pay up. (Idaho Reporter)

Semi-Miraculous Treatment
With salt you must take
the news of HIV's cure —
still, it's pretty sweet. (KHQ)

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