Bloglander

Are you really so ignorant?! Nobody is responsible for your problems, but
you.

I am the Alicia you met at the Spark. Being 'seen' definitely put a smile
on my face, thanks! E-mail me at bspark509@yahoo & we'll make dinner plans

Cheers to the blonde chick and the To Do List guy at the Pita Pit by
Gonzaga for excellence service and tasty pita after a long, stressful day

You are the love of my life. I hope you have fun in Texas. I will be
waiting here with a longing heart.

What Starbucks location? I work the drive thru just about everyday at my
store.

I rushed in with a check to cash, but forgot my account number. You gladly
consoled me with that fact that you didn't know yours either. I left in a
hurry and forgot to ask you out. Shall we grab a drink and work on that
number theory?

I stood in the forlorn halls of the Spokane Airport as you slowly walked
away, each confident, professionally dressed step jabbing directly into my
heart. Your long luminescent light- brown once blonde hair danced
incandescently on your shoulders in defiance of the lugubrious occasion.
You bid your misty-eyed family adieu and graced my field of vision for the
last time. You may be destined for 1-3 years in the land of the rising sun
but I am confident that the sun won't set on our love.

You: Foxy redhead driving the white Jetta. Me: Husky Gerard Butler type
walking downtown. I've seen you around and you always catch my eye. Let's
meet for a beer at the Swamp sometime? Maybe listen to Supertramp on the
juke box?

To the woman who lives in my apartment building, please turn your ALARM
CLOCK OFF if you aren't going to be home. ALSO, when you are home, I
understand you're very skinny, but you have thunder feet. Walk quieter.
There is no happy medium with you. You either leave your alarm clock on
when you aren't home and it goes off early, or when you are home, you stomp
around and throw dead bodies or something until 3 am only to wake up at 7!
You need to learn manners and let people sleep. Get a house. Apartments
aren't your thing. By the way, get a new bed. If your's moves that much,
it's probably old and nasty. (Like you)

Double Jeers to the person who threw the kitten off the bridge after trying
to set fire to it and to the person who left a puppy in the middle of a
busy rode and drove off. Shame on you! You are not even considered human!
Do you think because they are animals and don't have voices, that they
don't feel pain or fear? For this reason I love Karma. Triple cheers to the
people who rescued these animals and gave them a happy ending. You are
angels and God bless you.