Saturday, July 30, 2011
Double Jeers to the person who threw the kitten off the bridge after trying
to set fire to it and to the person who left a puppy in the middle of a
busy rode and drove off. Shame on you! You are not even considered human!
Do you think because they are animals and don't have voices, that they
don't feel pain or fear? For this reason I love Karma. Triple cheers to the
people who rescued these animals and gave them a happy ending. You are
angels and God bless you.
Tags: Jeers
You are the love of my life. I hope you have fun in Texas. I will be
waiting here with a longing heart.
Tags: Cheers
You: Foxy redhead driving the white Jetta. Me: Husky Gerard Butler type
walking downtown. I've seen you around and you always catch my eye. Let's
meet for a beer at the Swamp sometime? Maybe listen to Supertramp on the
juke box?
Tags: I Saw You
As I strolled in, I saw a glimmering yellow light. I glanced up and saw
you. You were wearing the sexiest little jean shorts with a slouchy white
tee. You had the most beautiful blonde hair I've ever seen. You stopped me
in your tracks like I was in the frozen food section. You're a beach blonde
bombshell. Meet me in the frozen food aisle at Rosauers....I'll be waiting.
Tags: I Saw You
Cheers to the blonde chick and the To Do List guy at the Pita Pit by
Gonzaga for excellence service and tasty pita after a long, stressful day
Tags: Cheers
I rushed in with a check to cash, but forgot my account number. You gladly
consoled me with that fact that you didn't know yours either. I left in a
hurry and forgot to ask you out. Shall we grab a drink and work on that
number theory?
Tags: I Saw You
To the woman who lives in my apartment building, please turn your ALARM
CLOCK OFF if you aren't going to be home. ALSO, when you are home, I
understand you're very skinny, but you have thunder feet. Walk quieter.
There is no happy medium with you. You either leave your alarm clock on
when you aren't home and it goes off early, or when you are home, you stomp
around and throw dead bodies or something until 3 am only to wake up at 7!
You need to learn manners and let people sleep. Get a house. Apartments
aren't your thing. By the way, get a new bed. If your's moves that much,
it's probably old and nasty. (Like you)
Tags: Jeers
Kudos and a loud "hurray" to the STA! Thank you for deciding to post the
(long-overdue) signs supporting the Freethinking populace of our area,
despite enormous pressures from certain advertisers and various religious
fanatics. It's amazing how many "Christians" and other fantasy-followers
have complained through our local news media, yet you have vowed to uphold
this nation's greatest gift: Freedom of Speech. We hope the advertising
will extend beyond, as well. If the Religious-Right is allowed to display
large posterboards of aborted fetuses on Indiana Ave., then we realists
bear the right to be recognized rather than be shoved into a closet and
silenced. I can't wait until August 31st! Again, thank you.
Tags: Cheers
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