Saturday, July 30, 2011

Apartment Living

Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2011 at 8:23 AM



To the woman who lives in my apartment building, please turn your ALARM
CLOCK OFF if you aren't going to be home. ALSO, when you are home, I
understand you're very skinny, but you have thunder feet. Walk quieter.
There is no happy medium with you. You either leave your alarm clock on
when you aren't home and it goes off early, or when you are home, you stomp
around and throw dead bodies or something until 3 am only to wake up at 7!
You need to learn manners and let people sleep. Get a house. Apartments
aren't your thing. By the way, get a new bed. If your's moves that much,
it's probably old and nasty. (Like you)
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