Saturday, July 24, 2010

S. Hill BMW Driver

Posted on Sat, Jul 24, 2010 at 3:49 PM

You came within inches of running over my daughter on the corner of 14th & Bernard walking in the crosswalk when light was green for her to proceed. Laying on your horn yelling profanity at a child while on cell phone only exhibited your pretentious stupidity. By her description, salon appointment you were obviously running late for was badly needed. The expensive blonde extensions cascading down from your oddly shaped head looked like burnt straw. Blue eyeshadow applied up to your painted on eyebrows went out in the 70's and your unblended blush circles made you look like one of those creepy clowns that scare small children. She took a picture of your license plate while you had to stomp on your brakes nearly rear ending a bus. I am keeping a ever present eye out for you to roll through our neighborhood agian, you skanky Tammy Faye Baker look-alike. Way less attention to your morning beauty routine and more effort to hone your driving skills would be appreciated by all.
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