Monday, December 27, 2010

Happy Friggin Holidays to all Thieves

Posted on Mon, Dec 27, 2010 at 9:12 AM

Steal everything that isn't nailed down because you deserve to take what good people worked to buy. Especially steal from poor neighborhoods. My mother died and you stole my Snoopy and Woodstock flag and flagpole during this same week in early December. While it didn't have any sentimental value, it was just one more depressing thing on top of an already sad holiday. Enjoy it and display it with pride BUT, remember that one day, someone will crap on you because karma is a bitch.  It isn't too late to Redeem yourself and shock the hell out of me at the same time and return it. 'Tis the season.
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