Getting off chair 1. Caught us off guard as we thought maybe you were going to do a survey or ask for a donation. Really? You are going to tell me to get off the mountain at 4:00pm on a Monday? You certainly asserted your authority there. Remember, you are a ski patrol, not a police officer. Maybe you had a bad holiday, or maybe you have a small man complex. Either way, I have a few questions: Did you see me skiing out of control? Endangering anyone on the slope? Throwing anything from the chairlift? No, you didn't. You feel a six pack during a full day of skiing is out of control? Apparently you don't pay attention to what goes on in the lodge. And it seemed to irritate you when you found out that my buddy, who by the way was not drinking, was the one driving home. And it was also quite gutsy of you to then send one of your associates to tail us down the mountain. Why did't you follow instead? Probably too tired from running your mouth. Boy I sure love jeers.