Monday, March 14, 2011

Bambi

Posted on Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 8:56 AM

To the dumb ass deer that jumped right in front of my motorcycle while I was enjoying an otherwise perfect day. Did your ma or pa (oh, I guess you never met him did you?) ever tell you to look both ways when crossing a highway? I think not. Or perhaps you were recruited by some bizarre al-Qaeda operative to go out & do suicide missions. Well, if that was the case, you succeeded only by your death. I survived, you didn't. EF you, you dumb overgrown rodent with a pea sized brain. Thanks to you I spent 9 days in the hospital, had 3 surgeries, 5 units of blood & have spent the last eight months rehabbing my shattered left leg. Due to your action, I missed out on my Father's Day festivities, my summer, fall, winter. If I could, I would take your decayed carcass and show it to all your brothers & sisters that dare to jump in front of motorcyclists.

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