Bloglander

Who's the real hipster here? The premise of this rant was started with how
your wife and child were nearly maimed by some dummy who didn't know how to
ride his bike, but ended up being all about how uber-hip bike is and how
bitchin' you are at riding it. We get it, you've been doing it way longer
than everyone else, setting the trends for all us posers, and just doing it
for the love. Gross. Good thing Big Wheels are fixie only. Your baby will
be trackstanding in no time, dude.