Bloglander

Jeers to you who leave your beer cans strewn about in our city parks. It's
your parents tax money that goes to me, who wastes my time picking up your
trash (instead of doing my job, which is making the park beautiful for
you). Also for you who dump your dead relatives ashes in my garden. You
know... It doesn't taste good when it blows up into my mouth when I'm
gardening. And I know it's not good for the coating of my lungs. Please try
to find somewhere else to put em'.