Saturday, September 24, 2011

Let's Save Christmas

Posted on Sat, Sep 24, 2011 at 8:23 AM

Jeers to all of you who keep giving Santa milk and cookies on Christmas.
Haven't you noticed that he is gaining way too much weight? If this goes on
much longer, I'm afraid he might die of a heart attack, especially since he
exerts himself so much on Christmas Eve. Then Christmas would be ruined
forever! I propose that everyone start making him a nice healthy salad
instead of giving him milk and cookies
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