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Saturday, February 18, 2012
So Awesome
Posted on Sat, Feb 18, 2012 at 8:23 AM
So my name is Zach and I need to apologize to all women in the Spokane
area. I now have a girlfriend and I feel bad. Yes, this means such an
awesome guy like me is off the market. But don't feel bad. I am sure there
are tons of guys almost as awesome as me out their. But if you still can't
handle this, then call for help. Don't feel bad about calling, I have
already warned them of the increased call volume.
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