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Saturday, May 5, 2012
Gnome Thieves
Posted on Sat, May 5, 2012 at 8:23 AM
To the belligerent teens (or drug addled adults) that stole my Christmas
gifts out of my garden. All I have to say is you missed one! Oh, and you
are a pitiful, lousy excuse for a human being, and I hope I see you next
time. There is something I would love to give to, no stealing required
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