Saturday, August 18, 2012

Car Burglar

Posted on Sat, Aug 18, 2012 at 8:23 AM



To the bitches who completely smashed in the window of my car parked in
front of my house taking my prized leather red owl purse. The cops around
here may be too busy pulling over speeders for quick revenue, but I am most
certainly not. I am busy being a full time student, working a seasonal full
time job, and a year round part time job. What you have is indeed worth a
lot you should know, having maxed out my credit card already. I should
mention being a lady computer science major and the only girl in my MA
class I will NOT rest until my things are returned. And I have the
resources by myself to get the job done. The longer it takes me the more
determined and enraged I will become. So you have a choice return to me
what is mine or face the wraith of a woman with no social life who is never
getting laid. You know exactly where I live.
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