Saturday, December 1, 2012

Speeding SUV

Posted on Sat, Dec 1, 2012 at 8:23 AM



To the person in the white SUV, first off, I would like to thank the you
for speeding east down through the 4200 block of Indian Trail on
Thanksgiving Eve. I found it particularly interesting that you were
distracted with something more interesting than hitting my dog that escaped
out of my garage. I'm also glad that you were able to not pay attention to
my girlfriend honking profusely on her horn to warn you. Additionally,
thank you for realizing that you hit my dog just to continue to the end of
the block. I found it curious that you would even bother to stop, put on
your hazards and then just sit there? A great deal of gratitude to you for
not getting out to see if there was anything you could do to help, then
promptly driving away. I now have the great pleasure of describing to a
five year old little girl that her dog is now dead on Thanksgiving. I hope
that my dog's body did not do too much damage to your SUV's bumper. Have a
wonderful Thanksgiving you piece of shit!
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