Saturday, January 26, 2013


Posted on Sat, Jan 26, 2013 at 8:23 AM

You sticking your $5 in your mouth and rubbing it around and then
proceeding to pay for your food with it was just disgusting. It wasn't
funny then, despite your friends encouragement, but it will be funny when
you get mouth herpes or hepatitis. I laugh at your stupidity, knowing karma
will reap sweet revenge in the form of mouth sores and gingivitis some day
soon. And if not, I will just thank my lucky stars that tho I was born a
mere few years before you, I am graced with the wisdom to keep my money out
of my mouth/cleavage/crotch/god knows where else you put that money, and in
my wallet or pocket, so it may be spent without tormenting those handling
my food. Although, clearly, your mouth has no standards for what goes in
it. I hope you invest in mouth wash someday soon.


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