Saturday, April 6, 2013

Hand It Over

Posted on Sat, Apr 6, 2013 at 8:24 AM



To the piece of human garbage that destroyed my basement window, just so
you could reach your filthy hand into my home and steal from the top of my
freezer. I truly hope you enjoy the use of my personal property. In fact I
hope you enjoy it over and over again. Also, if you happen to start getting
sores inside your mouth, that would be Karma. I was diagnosed with Hand,
Foot and Mouth disease a couple days ago. It's very painful, and the
medication was pretty spendy. Oh and one more thing. You left your knife
behind. You know, the one you used to cut out my screen? I turned it over
to the County Sheriffs. But I'm sure if you can describe it to them,
they'll give it back.
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