To car driving east on I-90 on 5/21/13: you almost killed somebody! Why?
Because you were too busy driving hands-free so you could backcomb your
pretty blonde hair. Your car should not be a place where you beautify
yourself. Yes, that refers to you ladies whom also believe driving and
mascara application go hand-in-hand. You are not only putting your life in
danger, but the lives of others. Save your grooming for where it belongs -