Bloglander

What is it with people and their nasty sprays/colones/perfume that causes
them to dump half the bottle onto themselves? You are making other people
sick with your clouds of insecurity. What, do you smell that bad that you
have to drench yourself in that crap? I've got the best solution for that,
stick with me now, I know this suggestion may have not reached your mind as
an idea but...TAKE A SHOWER. Don't go out smelling like you just walked out
of a perfume store. Nobody thinks you smell nice; everyone just thinks
you're an ass. Thanks for the asthma attacks people.