Hell on Wheels

How to (try to) do a Western in the post-Deadwood universe.

Hell on Wheels
How to (try to) do a Western in the post-Deadwood universe

The secret to AMC’s well-deserved reputation is that it creates series around anti-heroes you want to root for. So far, though, Hell on Wheels frontman Cullen Bohannan (Anson Mount) ain’t no Walter White. Or Don Draper.

Named after an actual mobile work camp in Nebraska, Hell on Wheels follows the politics, greed and post-traumatic stress that fueled the quest to build Union Pacific’s first transcontinental railroad.

Series creators Joe and Tony Gayton are aspiring to replicate the gritty, lawless society that was post-Civil War America. This might have been a gutsy proposition if we hadn’t already lived through Deadwood. David Milch’s foul-mouthed, filthy and fascinating HBO series has likely ruined anyone else’s chance at creating an “edgy” Western. The Gaytons are fighting an uphill battle.

Mount’s Bohannan, a former Confederate soldier, has no commitment to uniting the east and west; he just wants to kill the men responsible for his wife’s death. “Tell Me About Meridian” is the only thing he says before he wastes dudes. It’s like Samuel L. Jackson’s “Ezekiel 25:17” speech in Pulp Fiction, only not awesome.

Bohannan is being billed as “neither a hero nor a villain” because he’s diplomatic to the newly freed slaves, in spite of the fact that he fought to keep them enslaved.

Hip-hop singer and actor Common is one of the newly “emancipated” men working the chain gang. He’s impatient for his life to start looking different than it did during slavery. He slashes someone’s throat for Bohannan and then they’re indebted to each other.

The most intriguing character is the villainous baron Thomas “Doc” Durant (Colm Meaney, Star Trek NG, Deep Space Nine), who’s stealing government money via corrupt cartography — over-building the route, overbilling for hours and manpower, bribing elected officials.

Durant’s eerie chief of security, “The Swede” (Christopher Hyerdahl), provided well-needed range in Episode 2, with mannerisms reminiscent of Christoph Waltz’s Col. Hans Lander in Inglourious Basterds.

“I don’t care about people relating with my character, and I don’t care about people finding any redemptive qualities,” Mount said in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter. “I care about people understanding my character.”

So far, there’s no humanity universal enough to relate to, no actions evil enough to need redeeming nor thoughtful enough to try and understand. (AMC, Sundays, 10pm)


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Lisa Fairbanks-Rossi

A former TV news producer and teacher, Lisa Fairbanks-Rossi has been a freelance writer for The Inlander since 1994.