Monday, May 2, 2011
33 minutes, 58 seconds — That's how long it took me to eat an entire pizza from Bennidito's last night. And, yes, that does include a bucket of Sessions. On a related note, that's also how long it took first place finisher Simon Ndirangu of Kenya to complete Bloomsday yesterday. What a coincidence! (SR)
Welfare at casinos, foot in mouth — The man in charge of the state's food stamp and child support agency has resigned after dismissing fraud allegations on television. Troy Hutson, assistant secretary of the Department of Social and Health Services, said the $2 million used by welfare recipients at casinos was no biggie. (SR)
Osama Bin Laden is dead — Here's the Twitter feed that witnessed the Osama's death. Here's a retrospective of all the false death reports from the past. Did military contractors help track him down? But was it legal?
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