Tuesday, July 19, 2011

THIS JUST OUT: Pardon our cynicism edition

Posted By on Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 2:27 PM


New today! Albums by bands you used to listen to!

In the Mountain in the Cloud, Portugal. The Man

Basement Jaxx vs. Metropole Orkest, Basement Jaxx

Join Us, They Might Be Giants

Time of My Life, 3 Doors Down

Universal Pulse, 311

DVD | BluRay

New today! Films starring actors you used to think had promising careers! 

Bradley Cooper is still a heartthrob with no range. Robert DeNiro is still taking roles that only make sense if you assume he's bankrupt. (Rated PG-13)

Take Me Home Tonight
Topher Grace is still a loser. Anna Faris is still the girl next door. (Rated R)


New in the last week! Hot downloadable content for games you don't play anymore!

Old World Blues DLC | Fallout: New VegasPS3, XBox, PC

The Carted DLC | Call of Juarez | PS3, XBox 

Reefer Madness DLC | LA Noire | PS3, XBox 

AND ALSO! Spinoff games that make you hate your childhood!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt. 2 |  PS3, XBox, PC, Wii, DS

Captain America: Super Soldier | PS3, XBox, Wii 

Smurfs: Dance Party | Wii

Smurfs | DS 

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Luke Baumgarten

Luke Baumgarten is commentary contributor and former culture editor of the Inlander. He is a creative strategist at Seven2 and co-founder of Terrain.