Wednesday, March 12, 2014
In a tale as old as time, a young woman has gone to use the bathroom but has found that the man who'd used it just before her has failed to put the toilet seat back down after he's done. And she's outraged. Macklemore doesn't need that kind of rage in his life, and he's advising all you men out there to keep it out of yours as well. So he's made this very helpful video about cleaning up after yourself and putting the seat back down so you'll have a happy girlfriend — and therefore few problems. And it doesn't just go for girlfriends. This also works for moms, sisters, cousins, friends, etc. If she's a woman, she probably doesn't like having to make sure the seat's down before she sits.
So thanks be to Macklemore. He's really just trying to make the world a better place.
The video's caption reads (edited for profanity per Inlander style):
ITS TIME THAT US MEN STARTED RESPECTING TO THE BASIN THAT OUR QUEENS SIT ON! LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE & POOP ON OUR PEE!...and IM NOT TRYING TO POOP ON YOUR PEE EITHER! BASICALLY, TO ALL THE FRAT GUYS AND SHITTY DADS, QUIT F—-ING UP THE DEUCE SESH FOR THE REST OF US! BUMP THIS CUT IN ALL AIRPORT BATHROOMS AND FOOTBALL GAMES! F— A DRUNK DAD PISSING ON THE GROUND, AND A FRAT BRO TOO HAMMERED TO HANDLE HIS DANGLER! MAN UP AND LEARN DONG CONTROL!...IM OUT!!!