Saturday, October 29, 2011

Slow Down

Posted on Sat, Oct 29, 2011 at 8:34 AM

Whether you're a prick in a Prius or a hick in a Dodge Durango, you need to
slow down and stop driving like you're from Seattle. I may drive a bit
slower and leave room for a car in front of me, but this doesn't mean you
need cut me off without signaling. Also my turn signal may have been on for
the last few miles, but I'm not clueless. I'm trying to patiently change
lanes, which gives you no right to speed up to close the gap. That
whippersnapper Jack will be nipping at your ass soon. I can't wait to see
you drive like the idiot you are now and get your pretty little vehicle
munched. Then, oh what fun it will be when I get to town! - Old Man Winter


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