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Saturday, November 24, 2012

Slobber Fingers

Posted on Sat, Nov 24, 2012 at 8:23 AM



You insist on licking your fingers whenever money is in your hand. Leaving
nice fresh glistening pools of saliva on the bills for me to touch. This
happens so many times a day, I often wonder if I would deal with less
bodily fluids working at a massage parlor. If your fingers are that dry buy
some lotion and a clue.

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