Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Happy Hour of the week: Browne's Tavern — a homey place to chill with the homies

Posted By on Wed, Mar 16, 2016 at 1:19 PM

click to enlarge Browne's Tavern, where the sign is made of pennies and there's a wall made of books. - MITCH RYALS PHOTO
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Browne's Tavern, where the sign is made of pennies and there's a wall made of books.

On a Tuesday night with five presidential primaries already underway, four reporters walk into a bar. Stop me if you've heard this one. 

None of us have to report on the shit show that has come to define this year's road to the presidential nomination, thank God. At least not right now. Tonight it's about getting out of the office at a decent hour, drinking a few tasty beers and enjoying the fact that it's someone else's responsibility to document what racist, sexist or riot-inciting thing that blithering orange idiot says and how the other ones fair in Florida, Missouri, Ohio, Illinois and North Carolina. 

So, if you're interested in how the Inlander news team spends a happy hour after putting the paper to bed, stay tuned. Otherwise, stop reading and go to Browne's Tavern. The bar occupies the entire upstairs of a converted two-story house in Browne's Addition. 

Taps rotate constantly, but tonight we sampled the Longboard Lager from Kona Brewing Co., the Lucille IPA from Georgetown Brewing Company and the Citradelic Tangerine IPA from New Belgium. Happy hour is from 3-6 pm every day and again from 9-10 weeknights and 10-11 weekends. Dollar off drafts, wine, specialty cocktails and appetizers. We had the calamari and hummus plate. Daniel ate all the squid, but the hummus was fire
 Also, the huge patio and fire pits out front are the perfect summer night drinkin' spot (or summer day drinkin' spot), and they'll stay open as long as you're spending money. Plus, when it gets warm, they grow their own mint in the "Secret Garden" out back. So order a damn mojito. It's super fresh. 
click to enlarge Shhhh! - MITCH RYALS PHOTO
Mitch Ryals Photo

Now back to the show. 

The four of us walk in and grab a high-top table near the bar. The place is pretty full — a group of gals having after-work wine and beer, a couple enjoying some burgers and a few loners at the bar watching the tube. The bearded barkeep takes our order, and, almost immediately, our efforts to escape the news cycle fails. My phone buzzes, and therefore I must pick it up.

"Rubio just dropped out," I announce, reading the Associated Press alert. Everyone seems to think it's about time. The next questions are who will he endorse? How is Cruz doing? Will Kasich win in his home state of Ohio? 

A riveting conversation about the possibility of a brokered Republican National Convention ensues. All are in agreement that it would be fascinating to watch, but could only end in a gory massacre reminiscent of the Red Wedding. (John Kasich sends his regards!)

Another round of beers. 

Next we find out that Jake hasn't watched any Breaking Bad OR Weeds. So he caught some shit for that. It's 2016, Jake. Watch Breaking Bad. 

Daniel says it's the best show he's ever seen, but poo-poos the ending. Wilson chimes in with a comparison to the finale of The Sopranos, which I haven't seen so I tune out. 

Then, apparently Twitter says Pete Rose sent an autographed baseball, along with his allegiance, to Donald Trump. 
Rose, for those who don't know, holds the record for most hits ever by a Major League Baseball player, but has been denied entry into the Hall of Fame because of a gambling scandal. Trump, ostensibly in a (failed) effort to gain ground in Ohio, voiced his support for lifting Rose's lifetime ban. Rose's lawyer is now saying that Rose never sent the ball and does NOT endorse Trump (or any candidate). 

Then the conversation shifts to talk about this journalism thing and soon it's about time to go. The conversation is put on hold, until tomorrow, where we'll probably pick up right where we left off. 

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Mitch Ryals

Mitch covers cops, crime and courts for the Inlander. He moved to Spokane in 2015 from his hometown of St. Louis, and is a graduate of the University of Missouri. He likes bikes, beer and baseball. And coffee. He dislikes lemon candy, close-mindedness and liars. And temperatures below 40 degrees.