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Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Fast Food
Posted on Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 12:41 PM
Dear fast food assembly line workers: Please keep the mayo inside the burger. Unless I specifically ask for the mayonnaise to go on the outside of my sandwich (which will be never) I expect it to be inside the bun. (This goes for the lettuce and the cheese as well). I've done your job before and it's not difficult - yet it's bewildering how often food is presented to me looking like it was slapped together by a monkey wearing oven mits.
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