My heart leaps at every French suave smile you throw in my direction. That Josh Groban hair with the relatively tight jeans you wear makes me just want to snap you up. I can't help but notice that you eat the same meal everyday for lunch: Nature Valley granola bars or P&J sandwiches made with the bread your mother made. All the years I've spent at SFCC, there has never been a sexier president of the French Club. My dreams are filled of the day you'll take notice of my love for you. P.S. I'm French too.