Saturday, October 23, 2010

Speed Demon

Posted on Sat, Oct 23, 2010 at 9:25 AM

You are the early 20 something (maybe not even) female who at 10:13am Oct. 12, was west bound on I-90 in your Red Grand AM Washington plate going 67 miles an hour from the Sprague/Broadway on ramp to the Maple Street Exit switching from the middle lane to the fast lane & back all the way across to the right lane to exit at Maple Street, all the while texting on your cute little phone, looking up for a second or two every 15 seconds or so. I will testify in your trial for vehicular manslaughter if you ever kill someone in a cellphone related accident. Prosecution attorney just subpoena my personal information from the Inlander.
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