Saturday, October 29, 2011

Wrong Address

Posted on Sat, Oct 29, 2011 at 8:23 AM

To the dishonest, selfish felon who stole our PartyLite order. The driver
accidentally delivered over $1000 in PartyLite merchandise to your home,
verified by GPS tracking. You've been confronted several times and your
story keeps changing. Do you sleep well at night knowing you took things
that didn't belong to you? Do you understand that I scrimp and save for the
few things I have, and that you stole the one "fun" thing I bought myself
this year, not to mention a dozen other people's merchandise? Yes, our
order was eventually re-sent, but by then, my item had been backordered,
and I'm a little peeved to know it's probably sitting on your coffee table
instead of mine. It's a felony to keep merchandise delivered to you in
error, and I hope with all my heart that you get caught and persecuted.


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