Saturday, December 17, 2011

Wreckless Driver

Posted on Sat, Dec 17, 2011 at 8:23 AM

To little miss in the navy PT Cruiser. You do not under any circumstances
stop in the middle of an intersection. I do not care if there is a line of
cars on the other side. I do not care if the traffic on Argonne is busy and
the next stoplight is red. Yet you completely ignored all common sense by
stopping in the middle of the intersection. Had you been intelligent enough
to complete your turn and wait behind the cars to the freeway entrance, it
wouldn't be a problem. But alas, you aren't quite smart enough. Me, trying
not to get caught in traffic behind your stupid ass in the middle of the
intersection, went ahead and turned into my lane, leaving you space to move
to your proper position in line when the thought finally struck you. At
which point you honked your (really not intimidating) horn angrily, swung
up to the bumper of the car in front of me, and gave me a vicious
deathglare that would set someone on fire. Doing this, you put yourself in
an even more compromising position, pinned between two cars, still half in
the intersection, facing sideways. Good job.


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