Bloglander

From your driving conduct, I can only infer that you have a death wish.
Feel free to weave in and out of traffic at high speeds, fool. You and your
testosterocycle will fit handily under my SUV. While you ignore safe
driving laws, be advised that the laws of physics apply to you and your
crotch rocket. I'm happy to share the road with my two-wheeled
counterparts, but my vehicle can't stop on a dime. Motorcycles are
reasonably safe when operated safely, but stupid is dangerous at any speed.