This goes out to the low-life scum that is stealing mail on the Northside.
I hope you are enjoying the fold-able foam baby bathtub that I bought for
my baby-to-be. It might be fun to try to use it as a sled, or perhaps as a
super large popcorn bowl. Bonus that it folds flat after use! Honestly, I
hope that your mail thieving ass gets picked up and you get to be
someone's 'baby' in the federal prison.