Bloglander

To the people who felt the need to pop into our beautiful green
van, "Carol". You violated her space and took our valuable belongings while
she was parked at home. Well done! Two wallets (one with a beautiful hot
dog, the other with beautiful Korean women dressed in traditional attire
down by a river), a gifted iPod with beautiful music that was a symbol of
fatherly love, an iPhone with beautiful pictures from sacred lands, keys,
and a contribution to faith in humanity were stolen. We just want to send
out a jolly Thank You. You must have felt pretty, pretty good using our
debit cards to buy tp to wipe your stinky-ass shit at some store. Well,
guess what? Wise folk the world over have stated and lived by the principle
of 'non-attachment' in order to free themselves of excess and indulgences
and liberate their minds. So, ultimately, CHEERS!