It doesn't matter what rules you come up with, ours are more important.
Equal Rights only apply to the good stuff, you still have to pick up the
check. We only ask for your opinion so we can disregard it, and then when
we get the same advice from a total stranger, we will take it to heart.
It's completely ok for us to be mean and put you down when we are on our
monthly cycle, but you may not snap back for any reason. While you are at
it, go make me a sandwich.