Saturday, May 4, 2013

Learn To Drive

Posted on Sat, May 4, 2013 at 8:24 AM

Friday the 18th: To the ass hat in the blue Outback, westbound on Sprague
from the Opportunity Post Office. Traffic already on the street has the
right of way, moron. The center lane is a turn lane, not a merge lane.
Brake checking me, getting out of your car in the middle of the road, and
voicing your displeasure at my legal driving was probably not your best
choice of actions. Did you notice my hand reaching inside my jacket? Next
time, you probably shouldn't try to make up for your small package with
your big attitude. I will protect myself. Wait your turn. And stop by the
DOL for a copy of the Driver's Guide - it appears you need a refresher.


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