Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Ayn Rand, Dead Heads and other bumper stickers at the Ted Cruz rally in Idaho

Posted By on Wed, Mar 9, 2016 at 9:10 AM


Cruz wins Idaho: 45 percent of the vote state wide, and 44 percent in Kootenai County, where he spoke last Saturday. 

I showed up late (and a little buzzed) to the rally, so instead of standing out in the mud listening to the presidential hopeful talk through some speakers, I sought to capture the true flavor of a Ted Cruz rally in North Idaho. 

Because you can tell a lot about people by the sticker on the back of their car.
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Honestly, after all this, even Atlas doesn't even care who you vote for.

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Ted Cruz will stand up against the Easterlings, who invade the Hithlum border at the orders of Morgoth. Ted Cruz does not believe that deposing Sauron is a responsible use of the Gondorian Army. Ted Cruz believes the federal lands of Mirkwood Forest should be returned to the people of Idaho.

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Jerry would be a huge Cruz supporter, obviously.

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Archie was right. There's no need to choose between Betty or Veronica. Love doesn't make you choose.

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A Cruz supporter who takes a bold stand against both farms and food.

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"Had enough?" the car asks. "The only way to stop the sheer quantity of bumper stickers on this car is to vote Republican."

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At the risk of being pedantic, bad guys with guns can also stop bad guys with guns. This is basically what's going on the Middle East.

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And the winner is: "How 'bout I put my CARBON FOOTPRINT up your liberal ass" ... on a Prius 

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Poop. He's talking about poop. 

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Not a Liberal. He prefers the term "Progressive."

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FACT CHECK: In fact, the word "vegetarian" is a relatively recent linguistic invention, popularized in 1839, a mashup of vegetable and "agrarian."

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Germany finally found it underneath the couch cushions 

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Deep in Enemy Territory, Bernie Bro fears nothing. Nothing but trace amounts of gluten. 

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Now this guy understands conservatism. It isn't what you add that makes something conservative. It's what you take away.

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This is why Starbucks lady carries. She never knows when she's going to run into a live rattlesnake.

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This Reagan guy makes some interesting points. I wonder why conservatives never mention him.

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Nice Carson sticker, but... THE DOCTOR IS OUT.

Daniel Walters contributed snark
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