Comedy Central’s habit of giving stand-up comics their own television shows hasn’t always produced the most fantastic results, but with Nathan For You, they’ve hit it out of the park with this lightning-in-a-bottle, slam dunk of a touchdown dance. Awkward as hell, Nathan Fielder travels the country pretending to be a business consultant and finds moronic business owners to go along with his insane plans for success because, well, they think he’s a business expert. He suggested a funeral director allow clients to buy actors to fill seats at funerals, told a caricature artist to be more racist and faked that massively famous pig-saves-drowning goat YouTube video to bolster business at a petting zoo.
reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com, in which Greg Pembroke takes pictures of his two kids, ages 3 and 1½, crying with a line of text as to why the boy is bursting out in tears. Some favorites: “I read him his favorite bedtime story.” “I didn’t let him drown in that pond.” “I wouldn’t let him splash in the toilet.” Sheesh, kids do the dumbest things, right?