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Cyan Worlds
They say that local gaming company Cyan filmed a man falling into a Spokane pothole for the intro of their smash computer game hit, "Myst."
On Friday, the
Spokesman-Review ran a story about just how few of the victims of Spokane's winter plague of potholes were able to
convince the city to pay their claims. While the city has committed $1 million as part of "Fix-It-Fest 2017" to
repair broken arterials and has a long-term strategy to make roads more
resistant to potholes, the pothole struggles this year only solidified Spokane's longstanding pothole-pocked reputation.
Of course, for every fact about Spokane potholes, there are plenty of scurrilous, unsourced rumors. As a service to you, the reader, we've collected these rumors in one place, while recognizing that it's entirely possible that we made every one of these rumors up.
1. They say when you gaze into a Spokane pothole, the Spokane pothole also gazes into you.
2. They say if you put your ear to the edge of a Spokane pothole, and listen closely, you can hear the bloodcurdling screams of the damned souls of children who don't obey their parents.
3. They say that, back in 2010, 33 Chilean miners got trapped for two weeks in a Spokane pothole before being rescued.
4. They say that the only thing that can truly defeat a Spokane pothole is for it be swallowed up by an even bigger Spokane pothole.
5. They say you can't reach the bottom of a Spokane pothole until you truly reach the bottom of... yourself.
6. They say when you pour asphalt into a Spokane pothole, you just make it hungrier.
7. They say if you step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back three weeks later when that crack develops into a pothole on Freya and she drives straight into it.
8. They say that most Spokane potholes were created when the dwarves dug too greedily and too deep, and awoke shadow and flame in the darkness of Khazad-dûm.
9. They say that if you make a wish and throw a coin into a Spokane pothole, your wish will come true, but only if that wish involves significant damage to your tires and undercarriage.
10. They say that 15,000 years ago, a glacial ice dam in Missoula broke, sending two-story-tall water blitzing 60 miles an hour from Montana to the Pacific, ripping canyons in the earth and creating the first Spokane pothole.